honkzilla:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 buttholes"

OMG

(Source: yungterra)

earl-greymer:

Been playing some MGS 3 lately, and this is what I have gathered so far.

princessnekos:

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: decapitatedkitten)

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

notdavestrider:

his whole face says “you are all digusting dont touch me” and i love it

ohboyafangirl asked:
Courtney encouraging Raiden to try experimenting with his sexuality after her successful date with Mistral

666bot:

he’ll prolly punch sam in the face and try to get out of this date like the dumb tsundere he is lmao

tragicbishounens:

just a quick…doodle thing…. this damn aesthetic is taking over. i’m sorry.

deekman:

Otacon calm your boner.